today my friend and i went to a sex shop for the very first time! i was so nervous but i got up the courage to buy just one thing
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
The human body is fascinating
I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.
This is actually legit, guys. This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something. It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.
HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.
FINALLY. Someone who put into words my thoughts on the “Big is Beautiful” campaign. And it’s from a woman :), so tumblr can’t jump down my throat about being sexist. Please, take the time to read this, and hopefully reblog. Everything she says is 100% right. We need to stop making excuses for living like shit, and actually do something to improve the quality of our lives. That goes for much more than what she discusses.
How can all of you actually like the remix?
Like what the actual fuck.
I don’t hate it because nelly is in it. Because he did a great job with Tim. I hate it because there’s too much noise going on in the background and it just doesn’t sound good.
Did you know you can fix a scratched DVD with a banana?